I’d garden forty hours straight if my kids knew how to feed themselves.

I can beat you at Connect Four probably nine out of ten times.

For a year I lived in a dormant synagogue over an active funeral home.

I built a full half pipe with friends, but still have yet to land a 360.

I’ve performed stand-up comedy at the legendary Caroline’s in NYC and killed it (and bombed).

I’ve called six different states home.

While shark diving I saw eye to eye with fourteen great whites.

I sold Mary Kay to help fund a trip to Honduras.

Crabbing for Blue Claw’s is a guilty pleasure.

I once took the stage with Tribe Called Quest…it didn’t go as planned.

While proposing to my wife dolphin’s serenaded us along the pacific coastline.

I’ve delivered over 125,000 newspapers door to door.

I received a bronze medal in a wrestling tournament without winning a match.

The first time I ever went skiing I came home in a full leg cast.

I make baseball card tables.

I once hung an art show in Rome only to be compensated with a private tour of the Vatican.

Driving the road to Hana, I never made it to Hana.

I learned to play harmonica while cruising the streets of Atlanta.

Piano is my favorite instrument.

My sculptures covered the walls at a NYC art exhibit.

I’m a sucker for carnivals.

David Lee Roth owes me a beer.

I was offered a ticket to game six of the ‘86 World Series and didn’t go (this one still burns).

I jumped out of a plane with my sister.

My acting debut was a four second one liner (since I nailed it, I stopped while I was ahead).

Pumpkin carving with my family is an annual tradition.

I’ve piloted a plane over the pacific ocean.

With no certification I went scuba diving in Croatia (never ever do that).

During mardi gras I was a walking installation.

I once ran into my U.S. neighbor in South Africa while climbing Table Mountain.

My first 10k I ran in high tops.

I’ve ziplined down the face of Hawaii’s only active volcano.

I once caught a touchdown at MetLife stadium.

Having hiked the beginning and end of the Appalachian Trail in GA & ME,
I plan to finish the 2,190 miles in between.

Seeing Widespread Panic in concert is still on my bucket list.