I’d garden forty hours straight if my kids knew how to feed themselves.

For a year, I lived in a dormant synagogue above an active funeral home.

I’ve performed stand-up comedy at the legendary Caroline’s in NYC and killed it (and bombed).

I’ve called six different states home.

While shark diving, I saw eye to eye with fourteen great whites.

I sold Mary Kay to help fund a trip to Honduras (gotta thank my sister for that!).

Crabbing for Blue Claw’s is a guilty pleasure.

I once took the stage with Tribe Called Quest…it didn’t go as planned.

Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese with a side of Disco Fries is my gotta-have.

I received a bronze medal in a wrestling tournament without winning a match.

While proposing to my wife along the pacific coastline, dolphin’s serenaded us right as I knelt down.

The first time I ever went skiing I came home in a full leg cast.

I once hung an art show in Rome only to be compensated with a private tour of the Vatican.

I can beat you at Connect Four—probably nine out of ten times.

Driving the road to Hana, I never made it to Hana.

I built a halfpipe with friends but still can’t land a frontside air.

I’m a sucker for carnivals.

Piano is my favorite instrument.

I learned to play harmonica while driving the streets of Atlanta.

My first 10k, I mistakenly ran in high-tops. I’m no longer a runner.

I make all kinds of tables, historical baseball card tables currently keep me busy.

My sculptures covered the walls at a NYC art exhibit.

David Lee Roth owes me a beer.

My acting debut was a four-second one-liner (nailed it, so I retired).

With no certification, I went scuba diving in Croatia (never, ever do that).

I’ve delivered over 125,000 newspapers door to door.

During mardi gras, I was a walking installation.

I once ran into my U.S. neighbor in South Africa while climbing Table Mountain.

I’ve piloted a plane over the Pacific Ocean.

I was offered a ticket to game six of the ‘86 World Series and didn’t go (this one still burns).

Having hiked the beginning and end of the Appalachian Trail in GA & ME,
I plan to finish the 2,190 miles in between.